"The Only Water In The Forest Is The River"
Y o u s e e t h e s e e y e s ? T h e y ’ r e o l d e y e s
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
(►)Dean singing Can’t Fight This Feeling - Air Supply